priest-of-rage:

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

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this is a fucking bee

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this is a fucking hornet

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this is a fucking wasp

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as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

I feel like I just watched a step by step pokemon evolution

tardis221b:

lumos5001:

tardis221b:

you can see the exact spot I’ve been sitting in all day I’m laughing

is that a castiel painting over in the corner

hell yeah it is

equius:

one time i said “no hetero, no hetero” in school

and this popular athletic straight boy sittin in front of me turned around super slow and looked at me and went “no… hetero?” in the TINIEST MOST BROKEN VOICE IMAGINABLE like he looked and sounded so timid and confused and he was looking at me like his whole life has been a lie because he realized he might be sitting near a queer person

gaypee:

"i’m hungry"
"you just ate"
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10knotes:

Fake Pockets: A How To

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

assvvipe:

harry: everyone else in the vroom can see it
guy in next lane: shit
harry: yeah
guy in next lane: good one
harry: thakns
guy in next lane: shut the fuck up
harry: ok

judicial-thesis:

dutchster:

dutchster:

i love being in people’s dreams

well unless i get killed or something

Once my friend had a dream that there was a serial killer at our school and everyone went behind bulletproof glass but I got distracted by a butterfly and got killed

realniallhoren:

I bet the guy who sold harry his motorcycle laughed at him

wayward-swagabond:

dannyrandy:

i am constantly amazed by straight dudes but not in like a good way

retrogradeworks:

benpaddon:

The phrase “words to live by” gets thrown around often these days, but these are absolutely words to live by.

You forgot to add the part where he’s teaching this to his daughter, which is a pretty goddamned important omission, if you ask me.

itscalumfood:

5sosmichael:

*shots fired*

zemmer:

WHEN PEOPLE SAY YOU HAVE PRIVILEGE THEY ARE NOT SAYING THAT YOU DON’T HAVE ANY PROBLEMS

THEY ARE SAYING YOU DO NOT HAVE THE SPECIFIC PROBLEMS THAT COME FROM OPPRESSION

THIS IS NOT A DIFFICULT CONCEPT

godbless-st-cyr:

Are you okay, Tumblr?